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(Detroit has turned blue.)

shatterscreen:

totally-an-autobot-clone:

"Strange, ‘s not even high grade."  

His cadence is a little irregular as he speaks, just hinting at slurring.  The effects aren’t as immediate on him compared to Bumblebee (the Autobot is smaller), but he’s definitely beginning to feel tipsy.  He follows Bumblebee’s path as he tugs him and Smokescreen along.  The medic is both concerned and curious.

"Smokescreen?  How are you feeling?"   Knock Out had rolled his optics a little when Smokescreen decided he was going, but hadn’t tried to dissuade him. 

Goldbug- do you need something to grab onto?

/Smokescreen looks around for something he can pull off to make a makeshift cane for Bee. He ends up pulling up a few crystals. Perhaps too small for a cane. He’ll go ahead and speed up to be next to Bumblebee, in the event he tips over. It would be a bit of a problem for their guide to fall down./

It isn’t high grade? I suppose I’m not surprised. Then- what is it?

/He’s trying so hard to get more in his systems- he thought he felt the slightest bit overcharged, but it was likely more him imagining it. It doesn’t feel like he’s had any. His body’s still feeling off./

I’m feeling fine. Not overcharged yet. Perhaps the effects take a bit to settle in. How are you, Knock Oot? Not overcharged, are you? I’m guessing you are, Goldbug. You don’t feel unwell, do you?

I don’ unwell- you m-mean like purging? No, no, it doesn’n’n even- (takes the cane crystals from him, although by the time he gets it in his hands he’s backed up against the greenhouse wall with a heavy “pink”. Crystals have grown over and behind and, from the even finish, through the lock.)

even- (WHACK) I’m f-fine! You’re not? You ARE, tha’s the weird part. 

… thas’s the REALLY weird part. Why are you-? (He points to Knock Out.) And why are him? 

And it’z not high grade? But then why’m’I… (He gestures at himself, crystal cane and all, leaning hard on the borrowed leg.) All… like… sshtupid a- sstupid- (WHACKWHACKWHACK) AAAH.

C-can you least geddit off the door?

(scampers into his lap and curls up under his hands)

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

*blinks awkwardly, confused for a moment*  Well hi there, Bee!  What’s up?

Got rid of nothing! Jerry Orbach died! I think an episode of SVU was the last thing he ever filmed!

But Richard Belzer plays Munch…  I didn’t think Jerry Orbach was in anything SVU…  Law and Order, yes; but not SVU…  I’m confused now…

Wait, then who was the guy that Jerry Orbach played? 

Lennie Briscoe.  At least, that’s what the website I’ve been looking at says.

Damn, I always get those two mixed up… 

(woozy wiggle) I’m sleepy. Law and Order does that to me, though. It’s the donk-donk.

(scampers into his lap and curls up under his hands)

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

*blinks awkwardly, confused for a moment*  Well hi there, Bee!  What’s up?

They lost Munch, man. Then there was no fun to be had. Ice T tries, but he’s no Jerry Orbach.

Wait, they got rid of Munch?  I knew they lost Stabler, but I haven’t kept up with the show since.

Got rid of nothing! Jerry Orbach died! I think an episode of SVU was the last thing he ever filmed!

But Richard Belzer plays Munch…  I didn’t think Jerry Orbach was in anything SVU…  Law and Order, yes; but not SVU…  I’m confused now…

Wait, then who was the guy that Jerry Orbach played? 

(scampers into his lap and curls up under his hands)

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

*blinks awkwardly, confused for a moment*  Well hi there, Bee!  What’s up?

I used to watch a LOT of SVU, until I figured out the pattern and then I could solve every one like an episode of Scooby Doo.

Ooh yeah, I did the exact same.  The older episodes were nice, but for some reason later seasons started getting… I dunno.  Just.  It stopped having random funny moments.  No jokes, y’know? 

They lost Munch, man. Then there was no fun to be had. Ice T tries, but he’s no Jerry Orbach.

Wait, they got rid of Munch?  I knew they lost Stabler, but I haven’t kept up with the show since.

Got rid of nothing! Jerry Orbach died! I think an episode of SVU was the last thing he ever filmed!

(scampers into his lap and curls up under his hands)

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

a-born-pierrot:

*blinks awkwardly, confused for a moment*  Well hi there, Bee!  What’s up?

the-scrappy-stinger:

I haven’t really found the original Law and Order anywhere, but I know television plays reruns of SVU a lot.  But I really do like CSI.  They have a lot of funny moments in it.

I used to watch a LOT of SVU, until I figured out the pattern and then I could solve every one like an episode of Scooby Doo.

Ooh yeah, I did the exact same.  The older episodes were nice, but for some reason later seasons started getting… I dunno.  Just.  It stopped having random funny moments.  No jokes, y’know? 

They lost Munch, man. Then there was no fun to be had. Ice T tries, but he’s no Jerry Orbach.

(scampers into his lap and curls up under his hands)

a-born-pierrot:

a-born-pierrot:

*blinks awkwardly, confused for a moment*  Well hi there, Bee!  What’s up?

the-scrappy-stinger:

I haven’t really found the original Law and Order anywhere, but I know television plays reruns of SVU a lot.  But I really do like CSI.  They have a lot of funny moments in it.

I used to watch a LOT of SVU, until I figured out the pattern and then I could solve every one like an episode of Scooby Doo.

(scampers into his lap and curls up under his hands)

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

*blinks awkwardly, confused for a moment*  Well hi there, Bee!  What’s up?

I love you, that’s what! And I can talk to you about cartoons! You know the new episode of Steven Universe comes out tomorrow?

Aww, and I love you, too.

Does it, now?  I actually don’t want Steven Universe as much as I should…  Saw the first few episodes and sort of just… forgot to keep watching it.  I’m horrible.

I catch up with it in binges on websites and stuff. I like it a LOOOT!

Not as much as Gravity Falls, but it’s still pretty ballin’.

Oooh I have to catch up on that one, too.  I hear it’s already into its second season.

I’ve been watching a lot of human crime shows lately. 

Law and Order and CSI?

(scampers into his lap and curls up under his hands)

a-born-pierrot:

the-scrappy-stinger:

a-born-pierrot:

*blinks awkwardly, confused for a moment*  Well hi there, Bee!  What’s up?

I love you, that’s what! And I can talk to you about cartoons! You know the new episode of Steven Universe comes out tomorrow?

Aww, and I love you, too.

Does it, now?  I actually don’t want Steven Universe as much as I should…  Saw the first few episodes and sort of just… forgot to keep watching it.  I’m horrible.

I catch up with it in binges on websites and stuff. I like it a LOOOT!

Not as much as Gravity Falls, but it’s still pretty ballin’.

(scampers into his lap and curls up under his hands)

a-born-pierrot:

*blinks awkwardly, confused for a moment*  Well hi there, Bee!  What’s up?

I love you, that’s what! And I can talk to you about cartoons! You know the new episode of Steven Universe comes out tomorrow?