Nothing says “I should go to bed” like a comic where I puke on Prowl and then french him.
And yet I’m still not tired.
In fact I feel like I gotta wash the taste out of my mouth anyway.
How come whenever I try to look up things I like, it’s full of porn?
"Bumblebee", it’s a thing I like! I like me! Full of human female porn!
"Prowl"! He’s a mech I like! I miss him! Human female butts!
Cartoons, maybe! “Legend of Korra”! PORN! Not even porn of the female humans in the show! Unrelated female human porn! How can those things share a tag?!
Bother me anytime Bee~ <3
(sleepy night snuggle)
(cranes his neck to try and eat a cookie)
Coincidence- You need a pilot for your plane and a pilot just so happens to need a piloting job
Irony- The pilot you hired has a fear of flying
it will forever baffle me that people still can’t grasp the difference
This is a part-time educational blog so people will no longer be confused
-I need a knife, and there is a WHOLE BUNCH OF CUTLERY
-They’re all spoons.
-I’m looking for love, and oh my god this guy is /the one/
-Oh look he’s married
-This man is terrified of planes, but here he is on a plane for the first time
-I need to get home, and this bus home is offering free tickets!
-I already paid for one.
-Oh, wow. Someone told me how to deal with this situation just yesterday.
-I wasn’t listening.
- We need the definition of irony, and a person gives us examples without being asked
- The person plagiarizes the lyrics to the song “ironic” by Alanis Morrisette
- Triple Bonus Score: the song was notorious for not giving proper examples of irony.